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This is graphics-heavy, so please be patient. THERE IS NO PORN HERE. This is about women in suits, not out of them.

What is it that makes a woman in men's clothing so appealing? Is it the gender-bending? A sheep in wolf's clothing? Is it the blatant power grab? Nearly anyone in a suit and tie is more imposing than that same person in a dress and pumps.

I'm not talking about androgyny here: that's easy and we do it all the time when we dress down. A woman can wear jeans and a T-shirt or sweatshirt and no one bats an eye.

Below are pics of women in suits. Most of them are famous. Some are real, some are fictional. I've included links to site that I think are really good, for one reason or another, but if you want more you can always pop your fave celeb's name into any search engine.

If you can think of anyone I've missed, let me know! If you have any pics, send 'em!

For Marlene Deitrich, check the Tuxedo Page.

[k.d. lang]      [Haruka Tenou (Sailor Uranus)]      [Radclyffe Hall]     
[22 Minutes]      [Ellen Degeneres ]      [Calamity Jane]     
[Annie Lennox]      [Paula Poundstone]      [Demi Moore]     
[Annabe]      [Fiction]     

k.d. lang
I don't like country music, but doesn't this picture (to the left) just make your toes curl? (Again, if you can answer "No" maybe you're in the wrong place.)

You can go to the Warner Bros. site and download a video of k.d. lang discussing her album Drag by clicking here. I couldn't get it to work but maybe you can.


Want to see the kiss? Click here.

Haruka Tenou
Haruka Tenou, the alter ego of Sailor Uranus, 17 years old, is so good at her tomboy look that she fools the Sailor Scouts. Haruka's ambition is to be a race car driver. (Does this remind you of any other Japanese anime character? Speed Racer always was too pretty to be a boy, with those long lashes.)

In the Sailor Moon episodes aired on U.S. TV Haruka's lesbianism has been dubbed out, and her relationship with her girlfirend Michirou (Sailor Neptune) changed to "cousins." If you watch it, you'll find that the new dialogue doesn't ring true to the characters' expressions. Find out more at Because Love Has No Boundaries.

Haruka in manga (rather than anime) is a lot sexier, don't you think?

Radclyffe Hall

1880-1943. Author of the classic The Well of Loneliness (1928). Like the main character of her novel, Stephen Gordon, Radclyffe wore men's suits. It's unfortunate that the furor over The Well (it was banned in Britain; attempts to ban it in the U.S. were unsuccessful) has overshadowed Radclyffe's other novels, like the very funny Saturday Life. She was a best-selling author in her time and it is unfortunate that she has been forgotten.

"Radclyffe Hall, the Butch of English Letters. One of the major saints in the lesbian cannon, she should be invoked against sloppy dressing, run-on sentences, and cats who shed too much." -- Liz Tracey and Sydney Pokorny, So You Want to Be a Lesbian?

22 Minutes:
Mary Walsh and Cathy Jones
For decades, probably centuries, men have donned women's dresses for laughs. Finally, two Canadians have turned this around. Mary Walsh, as the leisure-suited, middle-aged, underacheiving Dakey Dunn on This Hour Has 22 Minutes really makes my toes curl (I'm a sucker for eloquence), and Cathy Jones as the gently chiding modern Native Joe Crow is hilarious. Unfortunately, I can't find pics of them in character. You can see them in drag below, in their roles and two of the four Quinlan Quints (yes, you read that right).

Here's the links to CBC and Salter Street Films -- bug them until they put up pix of these two in their male drag.

Quinlan Quints

Ellen Degeneres

Ellen and k.d. lang at the GLAAD awards
Ellen, baby, put on a tie! Maybe I'm stretching it a bit here. Ellen is certainly not wearing "girl" clothes, but she isn't in a suit and tie either. Is she cross-dressing? You decide.

For more information, pics, sound files, etc. you can find an exhaustive storehouse at Everything Ellen.

Calamity Jane
Calamity Jane (1848-1903) dressed and worked as a man in the Wild, Wild West. Tales of her exploits have been doubted, but she certainly had chutzpah for crossing all the borders she did, not all of them gender-related. You can read up on her and decide for yourself here.


As a toreador?
Annie Lennox

 

 

Annie Lennox hit her height for androgyny in the eighties while still one half of the Eurythmics. Pictures of her from that era seem to be hard to uncover on the net, but you can find a wealth of pics of all eras at Eurythmics.
Marlene-esque

Paula Poundstone
Love the hat, but I wish she'd lose the lipstick. And the hair. But -- hey -- the purpose of this page is not to tell people how to dress, it's just to share what I like with people who may (or may not) like the same things.

You can see Paula's official site here.

Demi Moore
Let me tell you, it is easier to find pictures of Demi naked on the web than to find her in a suit. Apparently Demi can do both. She is not wearing the suit in the picture on the right; it's painted on.

Annabe -- Shinjuku Boys
Visit the New Marilyn Club in Tokyo - where the "hosts" are women cross - dressing as men, and the "clients" are women - and take an extraordinary look at gender and sexuality in Japan. the film Shinjuku Boys introduces Tatsu, Gaish and Kazuki, three annabe who work as hosts at the New Marilyn Club. Annabe are women who live as men and have girlfriends, although they do not usually identify as lesbians. The clientele of the New Marilyn Club is almost exclusively heterosexual women who have become disappointed with born men. Shinjuku Boys is a remarkable documentary about the complexity of female sexuality in Japan today. You can find it at Frameline.

Fiction

Fall on Your Knees
by Ann-Marie MacDonald

"It's her father's hat. she wears it when she needs to think. .... The hat suits her down to the ground. It brings out her cheekbones and her jaw-line. A hat can do that for you. She is not only beautiful, she's handsome too."

Tipping the Velvet
by Sarah Waters

"The suit, like all expensive clothes, had a bearing and a lustre all it's own... The bleached linen complemented the dull gold of my hair and the fading renter's tan at my cheek and wrists. The flash of amber at my throat set off my blue eyes and my darkened lashes. The trousers had a vertical crease, and made my legs seem longer and more slender than ever; and they bulged at the buttons, where I had rolled one of the scented doe-skin gloves. I was, I saw, almost unsettlingly attractive. Framed by the wooden surround of the mirror, my left leg slightly bent, one hand hanging loosely at my thigh and the other with its fag arrested half-way on it's journey to my faintly carmined lips, I looked not like myself at all, but like some living picture, a blond lord or angel whom a jealous artist had captured and transfixed behind the glass. I felt quite awed."


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