Hi, my name is Joe. Come on in. Yeah, this is my room, that little corner of MJ's head that I inhabit.

MJ? Oh, she thinks she made me up, like I'm not real. I dunno, maybe she did. Or maybe I'm real, and I made her up.

Anyway, pull up a chair. Yeah, I'll turn the music down. I got some stories to tell you, like you wouldn't believe. Stuff about me and Eveyln. Yeah, some of it's kind of personal, but -- hey! -- maybe you need to know this stuff. Maybe someday you'll be in a relationship with a vampire too. Who knows?

Haven't read Evelyn's Journal yet? I highly recommend it. Just don't let her catch you.